fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “OLD WOMAN TRIES ON UNDERWEAR IN FITTING ROOM.”

Bottom Text: “COMES OUT TO ASK IF THEY LOOK OKAY”]

The only adequate response I could think of was to douse myself in kerosene and light myself on fire.

i’ve seen too many boobs that are not my own in my lifetime. fuck the intimate apparel dept